February 2012
194 posts
When someone eats the last slice of pizza.
idiotblogger:
Petition to knock down all schools and build tacobells in their place
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i sneezed in school today and no one said bless you i must be ugly
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
Counting my money
expectations:
reality:
When somebody touches a personal belonging
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
